Daelen: [poking at insects on the window screen] What are these things?

Me: They’re mayflies.

Trey: Why do they even exist?

Jordan: Why do you exist?

Renard: That’s disrespectful!

Me: Well, I mean, it’s a good philosophical question. Why do any of us exist?

[Marc walks in doing a weird dance]

Jordan: Why does Marc exist.

Me: Okay, now it’s disrespectful.